The CPU trick

There is a chip in your phone that most people never use for anything.

It is called the CPU. It is the processor — the part that actually does the thinking. And the one sitting in an ordinary phone today is more powerful than a whole office floor of computers was thirty years ago.

Almost nobody uses it for anything. It runs your photographs. It runs the weather. It sits in your pocket all day, drawing power, doing almost nothing with it.

Here is what that chip is actually capable of. Thirty years ago, to run a small business you needed premises, a telephone line, a filing system, somebody to do the books, and a person to answer the door. All of that was processing — it just had to be done by people and paper, because there was nothing else to do it with.

That same work now fits inside the chip in your hand. Recording something, putting it where people will see it, keeping track of who clicked, taking the money, paying it into your bank. Every one of those jobs used to need a person. Now it needs a processor, and you are already carrying one, and you already paid for it.

The CPU trick is simply using it. Not for photographs. For a small business that runs entirely on that chip and nothing else — no shop, no stock, no staff, no second device.

So what is the business?

It is called affiliate marketing, and it is the only kind of business that fits inside a phone completely, with nothing left over.

You recommend somebody else’s product. If the person you sent goes on to buy it, the company pays you a share of what they paid. That share is called a commission.

You hold no stock, because the company ships it. You speak to no customers, because the company serves them. You never touch anybody’s money, because the company takes the payment and pays you your share direct. Every part that would need a warehouse, a shopfront or a member of staff has been taken out. What is left — the recommending, the posting, the tracking, the getting paid — is exactly the part the chip in your phone can do.

That is the whole trick. The processor was always there. Pocket Money Machine is the twelve part training that shows you, screen by screen, how to point it at something that pays.

What this is, and what it is not

What is inside

1. 1What this actually is, in plain wordsAffiliate marketing explained with no jargon. What a commission is, who pays it, and why a company would ever pay you.
2. 2The five things you need before you startAn email address kept just for this, a payout method, and three free accounts. We show you each screen.
3. 3Where the products come fromThe marketplaces that list products you can promote, what each one is good for, and which to start with.
4. 4Signing up, form by formEvery box on every application, what to type in it, and the three answers that get beginners rejected.
5. 5Choosing a product that actually sellsHow to read a listing: commission, refund rate, and the numbers that tell you to walk away.
6. 6Getting your link and keeping it safeWhat an affiliate link is, where to find yours, and how to copy and paste one on a phone without losing it.
7. 7Tracking, so you know what workedTracking IDs in plain English, a free shortener, and a one-page sheet you fill in once a week.
8. 8Making content on your phoneThree formats that need no editing skill, with word-for-word scripts you can read off the screen.
9. 9Where to post itThe platforms that allow affiliate links, the ones that do not, and how to stay the right side of each.
10. 10Saying it is an adThe disclosure the law requires, the exact wording, and where it has to go. This is not optional.
11. 11Getting paidPayout thresholds, how long the first one takes, the tax form you will be asked for, and how to fill it in.
12. 12Doing it again next weekA realistic weekly routine, what to change when something is not working, and when to stop.

Honest answers

Do I need a computer?

No. Everything in the training is done on a phone. If you have a laptop you can use it, but nothing requires one.

Do I need to show my face?

No. Two of the three content formats we teach use no camera at all.

How much will I make?

We will not give you a number, and you should be suspicious of anyone who does. Plenty of people who buy a course like this earn nothing, usually because they stop. What you are buying is the instructions, not an income.

How long before I see anything?

Realistically, weeks rather than days. You have accounts to open and approvals to wait on before you can earn a penny, and your first payout sits in a holding period after that.

Do you pay me?

No, and this matters. We are not an employer and we hold no money for you. The company whose product you promote pays you direct, into your own bank or PayPal.

What if I am hopeless with technology?

So was I, and the training assumes you are starting from nothing. Every step has the screen you will be looking at and the exact words to type. If you get stuck you email us and a person answers.

Can I get a refund?

Yes. 30 days, no questions, handled by Explodely who process the order.

Start today

The first part takes about twenty minutes and needs nothing but your phone. If you work through it and decide it is not for you, write to us inside thirty days and you get your money back.